What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? -- For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
