Travel jokes
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
My dick hard.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
cheese
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.