A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip? "Want me to pack your shit?"
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America? Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a
What the slowest train in the world?A slowcoach!πππππππππ
time flys by doesnβt it. But the plane in 911 didnβt.
Where did George go to? Washington DC.
you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire
Where does a Pencil go to vacation Pencil Vania
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. Weβre going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.