Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Trauma Jokes
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident?
An amputation.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
