My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.