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I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

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    • So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.

    20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.

    Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.

    A boy and his mother survived a car crash.

    The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."

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    • *School shooting happens*

    Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

    American student: "First time?"

    Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

    Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

    Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

    I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

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    • What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

    "You are a consequence of rape!"

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