Trauma jokes
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
It's not rape if you're both crying.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!