Trauma jokes
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
It's not rape if you're both crying.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.