I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Trauma Jokes
It's not rape if you're both crying.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
