Trauma jokes
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Like if your dad is abusive.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Fall
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
like this if you have ever been abused.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.