Trauma

Trauma jokes

Finger

    • When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

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    • Fruit Ninja

    • I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

    The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

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    • Girl

    • How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

    Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

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    • Emergency

    • "911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

    “I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

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    • Rape

    • I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

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    • Gunshot

    • All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

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    • School shooting

    • *School shooting happens.*

    Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*

    American student: "First time?"

    Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"

    American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."

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    • Survivor

    • This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

    Accident

    • One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

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