Trauma jokes
Rape victims suck, literally.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
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What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK