Trauma jokes

Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

Here is a joke: Rape.

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(

Why did 10 have trauma?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.

Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

Freeze.

My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.