What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
What is Jack Frost's favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
