What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Transportation Jokes
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
