Transportation jokes

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

How do bees 🐝 get to school?

They ride the school buzz!

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?

I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.

What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

What do you call a flying bus?

An Airbus.

What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.

What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.

What is big, fun, [and] loud?

A school bus 🚌

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

Bus went vrrrrrrrm.