Transgender jokes
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.