Transgender jokes
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."