Transgender jokes
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED
Most autisitic person ever.
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les go: the house of reps has passed a bill banning trans people from sports of the opposite sex.
List of people who I've identified really really badly. First off we got Mal, thought she said she was transgender after out first convo Then we got JKW who I thought wqs a bloke and is apparently a girl, but I'm not sure if I still believe this or not, that was like for atleast 2 months. Then Seth I straight new for about 6 months before I found they were a girl. Yeah, even through photo and stuff I didn't realise t… Read more