Transgender jokes
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.