Transgender jokes
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."