Transgender jokes
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.