Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
How do u turn a baby into a dog? Douse it in gasoline- light a match-*WOOF*
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
