Transformation jokes
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.