Transformation jokes
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.