I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
