Transformation jokes

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.

How do you turn a baby into a dog?

Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.