Transformation jokes
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"