Training jokes
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.