Why does Mexico not have a Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump,swim,and run are already here.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train
What do u call a pig who does Karate? Pork Chop!
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
whole November month, sniper lessons avaliable in Dallas U.S
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
The last thing I said to my dog was Play dead
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Which train 🚂 is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew chew train
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
