Training jokes

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

I like trains.

*train hits him*

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."

Poopy, farty, pee.

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a train.

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

Because they train at the best school.

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

I joined the military for the group showers.

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?