Training Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Ocean

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".

Weapon

True as fuck

A photo shows a man and a young child lying on the floor, each holding a toy gun, with the text "Air Force" above and "weapons training" below them. There are a few other toy guns around them.

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Gorilla

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Dog

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

Employee

Vulgarity

Thomas

An illustration from a children's book shows Thomas the Tank Engine with a wide-eyed, shocked, and somewhat distressed expression. Behind him, another train with a smug, smiling face is positioned closely. The text above reads: "No train had ever touched Thomas like this before. His wheels felt weak."

Poop

A Google search shows search suggestions like "how to train your poo", "how to train your poodle", "how to train your poodle puppy" etc.. Below, a stick figure is pointing to a pile of poop and says: "SIT! Good Poop".

Bro

A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."

Poo

What. The. Hell

The image shows a Google search page with the search query “how to train your poo” highlighted. Below, a stick figure is pointing at a pile of poop saying “SIT! Good Poop.”

Wife

A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."

Earth

Controversial MrBeast video

MrBeast is in space with Earth exploding behind him. The text says "I Blew up the whole entire Earth."

Cousin

this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])

A rat on the floor of a subway track.

Gym

Gym workouts

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. The left side shows a very muscular bodybuilder, and the right side is split into two panels. The top panel has the text "How I feel after leaving the gym," and the bottom panel has an image of a lean man and the text "How I really feel."

French

Nah bro, French be wild!

A multiple choice question in French with the sentence '_____-vous si le train est en retard?' The options are 'Sais', 'Savez', 'Connaissez', and 'Connais'.

Count dooku

The image is a multi-panel format showing a scene from The Lord of the Rings in which a man with a helmet yells, "You will not touch him!" followed by a second panel of a dark figure who replies, "Fool." The third panel shows the same dark figure with swords saying, "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku." The final panel shows the man with the helmet looking confused.

Year

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Jokes

Pilot

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Train

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

Train Driver

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”