Training jokes

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

What's America's no. 1 class?

Target practice.

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

I joined the military for the group showers.

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

How does a train sneeze?

It goes, "A-choo choo!"

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why was the train late?

It kept getting sidetracked.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.

What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!

How does a train dance?

It bogies!

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy