Training jokes

Train

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

Paper

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

Memes

Train

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

Man

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Train Driver

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Shooter

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

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Train

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

Jedi

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

Difference

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.