Tragedy jokes
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.