Tragedy jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.