Tragedy jokes
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.