Tragedy jokes
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!