Tragedy jokes

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?

Because he's a quadriplegic.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.

Why can't America play chess?

They're already missing 2 towers.

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because his parents couldn’t help him out!

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Hold my beer.

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"