Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Tragedy Jokes
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
