Tragedy jokes
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Jenga.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."