Tragedy jokes
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.