Tragedy jokes
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Biden did 9/10.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
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Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.