Tragedy jokes

One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.

Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.

Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!

What's black, white, and red all over?

Lossvagus school shooting.

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?

"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."

What is big and stupid?

The Titanic.

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.

"That plane lookin kinda low."

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Nobody:

Titanic: sYnCccCc

Iceberg: yAaaYeEee

People: yAaanOooO

Ocean: fUuudD