Tragedy jokes
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"