Tragedy jokes
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. â˜
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
God bless the shooting that happened.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
My life, part 2.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.