Tragedy jokes
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.