Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'