Tragedy jokes
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Biden did 9/10.