Tragedy jokes
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.