Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Shooter

When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"

Aunt

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Titanic

The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.

Orphan

What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

Fire

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

Suicide

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Orphan

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

Orphanage

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Shower

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

Tower

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.