Tragedy jokes
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.