Tragedy jokes
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.