Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

God

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

Cancer

My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.

Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny.

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because these jokes are not funny.

    Here's why the chicken crossed the road...

    The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

    The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

    The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)

    Fan

    I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

    Pastor

    A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...

    Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”

    Orphan

    Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

    His family was blown up by meteors.

    School shooting

    1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

    2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

    3) 10 dead babies.

    People

    Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

    Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

    Pizza

    Why are the twin towers sad?

    Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!

    Orphan

    What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

    What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

    911

    Every 911 joke isn't that good.

    Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

    Shooting

    What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

    Gun

    Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

    Little Johnny paints them black.

    Little Johnny went to a gun store.

    Little Johnny made a big mess.

    The cemetery people were getting paid.