Tragedy jokes
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.