Tragedy jokes
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.