Tragedy jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"