Tragedy jokes
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.