Tragedy jokes
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Boom, it went.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.