Tragedy jokes
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
9/11, 911, same thing.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.