Tragedy jokes
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.