Tragedy jokes
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.