Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Shooter

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

Baby

If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?

Fire

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Victim

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Tower

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

JFK

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

Jack

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

Plane

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

Orphan

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Orphan

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

Toe

My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔

Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.