Tragedy jokes

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

God bless the shooting that happened.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

Stop making jokes about Kobe.

A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"

One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."

A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"

"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

Lol. It was just a prank, bro.

I woke up in my bed today.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.

How did the man with no arms commit suicide?

We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.

What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.

My dad died lol.

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.