Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Shooting

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

Bro

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Shooter

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

Fire

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Baby

If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?

Ten

Twin Towers

Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

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  • Man

    The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

    That is just plain wrong.

    Suicide

    If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

    Number

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

    Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

    Batman

    Kid says to genie,

    "I want to be like Batman!"

    Kid goes home, both of them are dead.

    Orphanage

    I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

    Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

    Orphan

    Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?

    Orphan: I don't have a family.

    People

    What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

    Tower 1...