What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Tragedy Jokes
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
