Tragedy jokes
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Orphan
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.