Tragedy jokes
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!