Biden did 9/10.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
