Tragedy jokes
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
9/11, 911, same thing.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.