Tragedy jokes
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
9/11, 911, same thing.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.