Tragedy jokes
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Orphan
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.