Tragedy jokes
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
9/11, 911, same thing.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.