Tragedy jokes
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
My wife was run over.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.