Tragedy jokes
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
My wife was run over.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
9/11, 911, same thing.