Tragedy jokes
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
9/11, 911, same thing.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.