I'd make a 9\11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
BRAKING NEWS!
LITTLE JOHNNYS DEAD!!!
Joke 1) 9/11 Was Such A Tragedy... Two Drunk People Drove A Plane Into A Building
Joke 2) If 6-2=4 Why Is There No More Towers
Joke 3) Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)