Tragedy jokes
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.