Tragedy jokes
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
My wife was run over.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!