Tragedy jokes
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.