Tragedy jokes
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
My wife was run over.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."