Tragedy jokes
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.