Tragedy jokes
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.