Tragedy jokes
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.