Tragedy jokes
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.