So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Tragedy Jokes
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
9/11
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
