Tragedy jokes
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
God bless the shooting that happened.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.