Tragedy jokes
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...