Tragedy jokes
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.