The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
God bless the shooting that happened.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
