Tragedy jokes
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!