Tragedy jokes
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Me.
The joke is me.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.