Tragedy jokes
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.
Just trying to gas her up a little bit.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.