Tragedy jokes

I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Whoever said that about me better pray!

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?

They get a discount at the crematorium.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.