Tragedy jokes
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.