Tragedy jokes
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Me.
The joke is me.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.