Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.