Tragedy jokes
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."