Tragedy jokes
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.