Tragedy jokes
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Orphan joke.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.