Tragedy jokes
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Kms.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?