Tragedy jokes
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.