Tragedy jokes
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
HOLD UP
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
...
...
Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Jenga.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."