I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Tragedy Jokes
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
My wife was run over.
