Tragedy jokes
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀