Tragedy jokes
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."