Tragedy jokes
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.
Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)