Tragedy jokes
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Like if you know an orphan.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.