Tragedy jokes
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
9/11, 911, same thing.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"