Tragedy jokes
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.