Tragedy jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
When there's a news story of people who have died en masse, for example from explosions and fires.
Other people are all "oh no that's terrible!"
Pfft shut up, lying asshole. Trying to be "nice".
I'm like "YAY EXCITING. I don't like being bored hearing 'good news' all of the time."
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!