Tragedy jokes
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
HOLD UP
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.