Tragedy jokes
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.