Tragedy jokes
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
He was so close but so far
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."