Tragedy jokes

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

BRAKING NEWS!

Little Johnny's dead!

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.

To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."

He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Just do it.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

Kobe: "Don't crash!"

Helicopter: *Crashes*

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!