Tragedy jokes

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

What's black, white, and red all over?

Lossvagus school shooting.

it was just a prank bro.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.

My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).

All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.