Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!