Tragedy jokes
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.