Tragedy jokes
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.
Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.