Tragedy jokes
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Memes
Here Comes the airplane
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...