Tragedy jokes
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Me.
The joke is me.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Boom, it went.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!