What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium
i loved the twin towers its a shame my dad dident
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
time flys by doesn’t it. But the plane in 911 didn’t.
Q where do you bury the people killed in 9/11
A its already done for you
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.
This ain't a joke, But the twin towers said their favorite number is 911
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
Whats the differnce between a Mcdonalds and the twin towers? Mcdonalds has a drive-Thru
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
