Tragedy jokes
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
To honor the new Spider-Man movie!
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.
Just trying to gas her up a little bit.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.