Tragedy jokes
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Memes
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...