Tragedy jokes
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Memes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.