I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.