Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Tower

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

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  • Chicken

    Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

    P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

    P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

    P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

    Shooter

    Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

    Because they lost their two best shooters...

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  • Emo

    What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

    Pizza

    Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.

    Abortion

    What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

    With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

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  • Twin Towers

    Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.

    Orphanage

    Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"