Tragedy jokes
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.