Tragedy jokes
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*