Tragedy jokes

What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?

A bullet.

Why did the family move away?

Because they lost their son.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

Guy: "Yup"

Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

What color was the plane after it hit the tower?

It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

Why am I in jail?

All I did was cause 9/11.

When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.