Tragedy jokes
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! đź«Ą
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Memes
I wish my friends would give me this shirt
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"