Tragedy jokes
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.