Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Jump

Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.

Victim

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Orphan

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

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  • Kobe Bryant

    Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

    Oh wait, I forgot.

    Memes

    9/11

    9/11 jokes
    A black and white image of the New York City skyline, prominently featuring the Twin Towers. Overlaid text asks, "Why were the Twin Towers mad on 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead, they got plane."
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  • Dad

    The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Not your dad."

    Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

    The quiet kid says, "AK."

    Shooting

    Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

    Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

    Dark Humor

    Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

    Orphan: How come?

    Me: You wouldn't get it.

    Orphan: . . . .

    9/11

    Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

    Twin Towers

    What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

    They both broke and everybody cried.