Tragedy jokes

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?

A family photo!

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

What’s an orphan's favorite event?

Homecoming.

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

Boom, it went.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.