Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
