Tragedy jokes
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.