Tragedy jokes

What’s an orphan's favorite event?

Homecoming.

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

Boom, it went.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Me: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Me: Not your family.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni and got plane.

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.