What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Tragedy Jokes
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
