Tragedy jokes
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.