Tragedy jokes
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.