Tragedy jokes
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.