Tragedy jokes
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Boom, it went.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!