Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.