Tragedy jokes
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.