Tragedy jokes
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Memes
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.