My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
What does Drew Bledsoe and the twin towers have in common
They both got taken out by two jet.
I would tell a 9/11 joke but it would probably go up in flames
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
My great grandfather died in 9-11......
He was such a good pilot......
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
my dad told me a joke one time, when I realized the joke the second tower was hit
i walked up to some Arabs and said alawakba, then here came the second tower.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
9/11 911 same thing
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
