Tragedy jokes
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.