Tragedy jokes
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."