Tragedy jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
2,996 kill streak, boom!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Like if you know an orphan.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Me.
The joke is me.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.