Tragedy jokes
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
HOLD UP
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.