Tragedy jokes
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Here Comes the airplane
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.