Tragedy Jokes

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are Dead.

What's the square root of your dead? 9/11

what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east

Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11

How do you spell racecar backwards? racecar How do you spell racecar sideways? Paul Walkers death.

What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?

It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented

whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces

Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.