Tragedy jokes
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
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What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.