Tragedy jokes
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
I rate you a 9/11.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.