Tragedy jokes
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
9/11 jokes are the bomb.