Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are Dead.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
