Tragedy jokes
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Ummmm 67.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.