Tragedy jokes
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.