Tragedy jokes

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

Why doesn't Batman have super vision?

His parents died.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.

It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?

"No, you hang yourself first..."