Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

9/11

  • Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

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  • Uncle

  • My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).

    All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.

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  • Orphan

  • How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

    Plane

  • Me dozing off while driving.

    Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

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  • Orphan

  • I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

    Brick

  • There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

    Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

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  • Orphan

  • Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

    Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

    He looks around, no one is there.

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