Tragedy jokes
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Orphan
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Just do it.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.