Tragedy jokes

My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.

Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

Why doesn't Batman have super vision?

His parents died.

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.