Tragedy jokes
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
My dad died lol.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.