Tower jokes
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.