Tower jokes

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

How was Jenga invented?

By watching the Twin Towers collapse.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

These are as weak as the towers.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.