Tower

Tower Jokes

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

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Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

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This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers