Tower jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.