Tower jokes
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Memes
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.