An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
