Tower jokes
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Memes
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.