What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
