Tower jokes
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Must have been a woman pilot.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.