Why did sally fall dead?
BECAUSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND FELL BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS. HAHAHAHHAHA
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza? It got a bunch of plane.
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"
What did the north tower say to the south tower in summer?
Are you ready for fall?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
It's a tower No it's a plane Me: nope it's 9/11
What did the tower say to the other? "Man, someone's on fire today! "
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.
America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER
