Tower

Tower Jokes

People

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

Plane

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

Phone

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Plain

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

Bomb

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

Twin Towers

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

9/11

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

9/11

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Tea

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

Homework

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

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  • People

    "I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

    Reader

    Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

    People

    Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

    They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.