What did the North tower say to the south tower. "sorry can't talk, got to catch a plane"
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down