Tower jokes
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!๐ฅ๐ฅ
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Memes
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." ๐
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didnโt explode."๐
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.