Tower jokes
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight