Tower jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Ur next.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...