Tower jokes
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.