What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Tower Jokes
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
