Tower jokes
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Memes
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.