Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
In a kahoot and your the twin tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What's the difference between the twin towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
