Tower jokes

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"

He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.

The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."