Tower jokes

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.