Tower jokes
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Memes
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.