What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.