Tower jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.