Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried totouch it that night, next day I went to court.
How do baseballs ⚾️ communicate?
They touch base!
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
why can you not let a orphan touch a iPhone 7 because it would break if they touched the home button
Yo mama so fat. When she touched the stairs, it said to be continued!
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
What do u call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Go touch some grass, bro.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
