Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.