Worst Jokes Ever
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Bunger got me like:
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Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.