Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Bunger got me like:
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Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Trevor is a bitch.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
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Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.