Worst Jokes Ever
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Those are all the same.
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What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
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