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Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
