Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.