Worst Jokes Ever
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The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Follow me.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.