Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
That one depressed friend.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!