Worst Jokes Ever

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Why can orphans get away from the FBI?

Because they don't have a house.

What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.

China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.

Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?

Because they don’t have a home.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.

Then I waited for the results.

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.

What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)

I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."