Worst Jokes Ever
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!