Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?