Worst Jokes Ever
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.