Worst Jokes Ever
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I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣