Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*