Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.