Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.