Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)