Worst Jokes Ever
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.