Worst Jokes Ever
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
The twins are falling down.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.