Worst Jokes Ever
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Love you baby :^
RIP Harambe.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.