Worst Jokes Ever
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
That one depressed friend.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.