Worst Jokes Ever
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Love you baby :^
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.