Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
I'm illegal.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
