Worst Jokes Ever
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
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Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.