Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What month has 28 days?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What’s big and black on the road?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??