Worst Jokes Ever
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
User name is Nico Belick.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.