Worst Jokes Ever

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

Mitosis!!!!!! >:)

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

A man goes into a job interview and sits down.

The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"

The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"

The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"

The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."

Those are all the same.

(All the jokes above.)

Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

Because they need their parents to go pick it up.

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What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?

"Beehive yourselves!"

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.