Worst Jokes Ever
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."