When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
