Worst Jokes Ever
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.