Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Worst Jokes Ever
When I walk to school, I fart.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Big black ball sacks.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
