Worst Jokes Ever
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Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.