Worst Jokes Ever
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
School.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
I love gay people. UwU
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."