Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
I can't stand disability jokes.
Cocomelon.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
My love life.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!