Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
I like dick.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.