Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!