Worst Jokes Ever
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."