Worst Jokes Ever
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Like if you know an orphan.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
I’m DaBaby.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
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