Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.