Worst Jokes Ever
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
I stole one's balls.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.