How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
