Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Jas.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
Everyone reading this is gay!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.
I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Eating the wheelchair.
You big gay.
Fuck you!
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
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Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
Yo life.