Worst Jokes Ever
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
keligh?
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Don't touch my bot.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).