Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
William
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Verga.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
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So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
"Dick me down shorts."
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Jake Paul is some ass.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.